CatBinLady does Satire

By 01 Sep 2010 | Comment
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CatBinLady: The eBook version of on 06 April 2012CatBinLady: The eBook version of Catbin Fever is nice and cheap now, so you can afford more stamps and pasties. http://t.co/N9Sh7QpG
CatBinLady: In the video shop. on 06 April 2012CatBinLady: In the video shop. Trying to explain to a middle-aged man that the Twilight films weren't aimed at him. I just wanted them away from me.
CatBinLady: I couldn't finish all on 21 February 2012CatBinLady: I couldn't finish all my pancakes, so I've scraped the rest through next door's letterbox, for their children.
CatBinLady: The Valentine cards on 14 February 2012CatBinLady: The Valentine cards Brenda's goddaughter got at school have had to be taken off her because of all the crude things that got drawn on them.
CatBinLady: Here is a special seasonal on 23 December 2011CatBinLady: Here is a special seasonal extract from my book. Merry Xmas, loves. http://t.co/NIkBJnPR
CatBinLady: I've got a book. This on 28 November 2011CatBinLady: I've got a book. This is a chapter from it. http://t.co/kujwtMjF
CatBinLady: Here is a chapter from on 24 November 2011CatBinLady: Here is a chapter from my book. http://t.co/kujwtMjF
CatBinLady: I've thrown a Guy on on 05 November 2011CatBinLady: I've thrown a Guy on Brenda's bonfire. Now she's claiming there wasn't a Guy and she can't find her laundry bag.
CatBinLady: If you get the electric on 03 November 2011CatBinLady: If you get the electric version of my book, nobody's goddaughter can scribble all over it. http://t.co/UykEzavS
CatBinLady: I told Brenda it was on 31 October 2011CatBinLady: I told Brenda it was a ghost that rearranged the letters on her fridge into rude words, but I was pointing at her goddaughter as I said it.
CatBinLady: On my third attempt on 28 October 2011CatBinLady: On my third attempt, I've manage to get a copy of my book through next door's bathroom window. They can pay me later. http://t.co/tbNSIPyt
CatBinLady: I've got a book. http on 26 October 2011CatBinLady: I've got a book. http://t.co/PDi3TfJI
CatBinLady: Dinner at the golf on 18 August 2011CatBinLady: Dinner at the golf club. I've asked the waiter about a couple of unusual things on the menu. He's asking me if I drew the one in the toilet.
CatBinLady: Brenda has just shown on 11 August 2011CatBinLady: Brenda has just shown me a drawing on her fridge that her goddaughter has done. I didn't say anything, but I hope she's been punished.
CatBinLady: Brenda's goddaughter on 24 April 2011CatBinLady: Brenda's goddaughter is enjoying her Easter egg hunt. She saw me kick it, so she has a rough idea which garden it's in.
CatBinLady: Kanye hasn't tweeted on 16 April 2011CatBinLady: Kanye hasn't tweeted for ages.
CatBinLady: I've persuaded Brenda on 19 March 2011CatBinLady: I've persuaded Brenda that what I did in her bathroom yesterday was for charity.
CatBinLady: Brenda just called on 10 March 2011CatBinLady: Brenda just called to forgive me for pancake day. I've offered to help redecorate.
CatBinLady: Thank you to everyone on 01 February 2011CatBinLady: Thank you to everyone who voted for me in the Loaded LAFTAs. I won 'Funniest Twitterer'. I'm just trying to live my life.
CatBinLady: My niece is insisting on 16 January 2011CatBinLady: My niece is insisting the tiles I've handed her weren't brought down by the bad weather. Now I'm not allowed to use her bathroom any more.


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