CatBinLady does Satire

By John Swindells 01 Sep 2010 | Comment

About CatBinLady:

Name Cat Bin Lady

Location Sent to Coventry

Web http://www.rspca.org.uk/

Bio I have momentary abberations. We all do.

Twitter / CatBinLady
CatBinLady: Here is a special seasonal on 23 December 2011 CatBinLady: Here is a special seasonal extract from my book. Merry Xmas, loves. http://t.co/NIkBJnPR
CatBinLady: I've got a book. This on 28 November 2011 CatBinLady: I've got a book. This is a chapter from it. http://t.co/kujwtMjF
CatBinLady: Here is a chapter from on 24 November 2011 CatBinLady: Here is a chapter from my book. http://t.co/kujwtMjF
CatBinLady: I've thrown a Guy on on 05 November 2011 CatBinLady: I've thrown a Guy on Brenda's bonfire. Now she's claiming there wasn't a Guy and she can't find her laundry bag.
CatBinLady: If you get the electric on 03 November 2011 CatBinLady: If you get the electric version of my book, nobody's goddaughter can scribble all over it. http://t.co/UykEzavS
CatBinLady: I told Brenda it was on 31 October 2011 CatBinLady: I told Brenda it was a ghost that rearranged the letters on her fridge into rude words, but I was pointing at her goddaughter as I said it.
CatBinLady: On my third attempt on 28 October 2011 CatBinLady: On my third attempt, I've manage to get a copy of my book through next door's bathroom window. They can pay me later. http://t.co/tbNSIPyt
CatBinLady: I've got a book. http on 26 October 2011 CatBinLady: I've got a book. http://t.co/PDi3TfJI
CatBinLady: Dinner at the golf on 18 August 2011 CatBinLady: Dinner at the golf club. I've asked the waiter about a couple of unusual things on the menu. He's asking me if I drew the one in the toilet.
CatBinLady: Brenda has just shown on 11 August 2011 CatBinLady: Brenda has just shown me a drawing on her fridge that her goddaughter has done. I didn't say anything, but I hope she's been punished.
CatBinLady: Brenda's goddaughter on 24 April 2011 CatBinLady: Brenda's goddaughter is enjoying her Easter egg hunt. She saw me kick it, so she has a rough idea which garden it's in.
CatBinLady: Kanye hasn't tweeted on 16 April 2011 CatBinLady: Kanye hasn't tweeted for ages.
CatBinLady: I've persuaded Brenda on 19 March 2011 CatBinLady: I've persuaded Brenda that what I did in her bathroom yesterday was for charity.
CatBinLady: Brenda just called on 10 March 2011 CatBinLady: Brenda just called to forgive me for pancake day. I've offered to help redecorate.
CatBinLady: Thank you to everyone on 01 February 2011 CatBinLady: Thank you to everyone who voted for me in the Loaded LAFTAs. I won 'Funniest Twitterer'. I'm just trying to live my life.
CatBinLady: My niece is insisting on 16 January 2011 CatBinLady: My niece is insisting the tiles I've handed her weren't brought down by the bad weather. Now I'm not allowed to use her bathroom any more.
CatBinLady: Thank you for all your on 31 December 2010 CatBinLady: Thank you for all your support this year. I've resolved to be an even better friend and neighbour in 2011. Happy new year, loves.
CatBinLady: A pet isn't just for on 25 December 2010 CatBinLady: A pet isn't just for Christmas.
CatBinLady: I've just pointed out on 24 December 2010 CatBinLady: I've just pointed out that someone has vomited into Brenda's xmas tree. Fingers are being pointed in all directions.
CatBinLady: Being festive. I've on 21 December 2010 CatBinLady: Being festive. I've just thrown a snowball at Brenda's goddaughter. Brenda's refusing to pour me another one.

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Twitter / CatBinLady
CatBinLady: Here is a special seasonal on 23 December 2011	CatBinLady: Here is a special seasonal extract from my book. Merry Xmas, loves. http://t.co/NIkBJnPR
CatBinLady: I've got a book. This on 28 November 2011	CatBinLady: I've got a book. This is a chapter from it. http://t.co/kujwtMjF
CatBinLady: Here is a chapter from on 24 November 2011	CatBinLady: Here is a chapter from my book. http://t.co/kujwtMjF
CatBinLady: I've thrown a Guy on on 05 November 2011	CatBinLady: I've thrown a Guy on Brenda's bonfire. Now she's claiming there wasn't a Guy and she can't find her laundry bag.
CatBinLady: If you get the electric on 03 November 2011	CatBinLady: If you get the electric version of my book, nobody's goddaughter can scribble all over it. http://t.co/UykEzavS
CatBinLady: I told Brenda it was on 31 October 2011	CatBinLady: I told Brenda it was a ghost that rearranged the letters on her fridge into rude words, but I was pointing at her goddaughter as I said it.
CatBinLady: On my third attempt on 28 October 2011	CatBinLady: On my third attempt, I've manage to get a copy of my book through next door's bathroom window. They can pay me later. http://t.co/tbNSIPyt
CatBinLady: I've got a book. http on 26 October 2011	CatBinLady: I've got a book. http://t.co/PDi3TfJI
CatBinLady: Dinner at the golf on 18 August 2011	CatBinLady: Dinner at the golf club. I've asked the waiter about a couple of unusual things on the menu. He's asking me if I drew the one in the toilet.
CatBinLady: Brenda has just shown on 11 August 2011	CatBinLady: Brenda has just shown me a drawing on her fridge that her goddaughter has done. I didn't say anything, but I hope she's been punished.
CatBinLady: Brenda's goddaughter on 24 April 2011	CatBinLady: Brenda's goddaughter is enjoying her Easter egg hunt. She saw me kick it, so she has a rough idea which garden it's in.
CatBinLady: Kanye hasn't tweeted on 16 April 2011	CatBinLady: Kanye hasn't tweeted for ages.
CatBinLady: I've persuaded Brenda on 19 March 2011	CatBinLady: I've persuaded Brenda that what I did in her bathroom yesterday was for charity.
CatBinLady: Brenda just called on 10 March 2011	CatBinLady: Brenda just called to forgive me for pancake day. I've offered to help redecorate.
CatBinLady: Thank you to everyone on 01 February 2011	CatBinLady: Thank you to everyone who voted for me in the Loaded LAFTAs. I won 'Funniest Twitterer'. I'm just trying to live my life.
CatBinLady: My niece is insisting on 16 January 2011	CatBinLady: My niece is insisting the tiles I've handed her weren't brought down by the bad weather. Now I'm not allowed to use her bathroom any more.
CatBinLady: Thank you for all your on 31 December 2010	CatBinLady: Thank you for all your support this year. I've resolved to be an even better friend and neighbour in 2011. Happy new year, loves.
CatBinLady: A pet isn't just for on 25 December 2010	CatBinLady: A pet isn't just for Christmas.
CatBinLady: I've just pointed out on 24 December 2010	CatBinLady: I've just pointed out that someone has vomited into Brenda's xmas tree. Fingers are being pointed in all directions.
CatBinLady: Being festive. I've on 21 December 2010	CatBinLady: Being festive. I've just thrown a snowball at Brenda's goddaughter. Brenda's refusing to pour me another one.